Shakespeare loves yaoi

Aufidius: Know thou first I loved the maid I married; never man Sigh’d truer breath; but that I see thee here, Thou noble thing! More dances my rapt heart Than when I first my wedded mistress saw Bestride my threshold.

— Coriolanus, Act IV Scene v, Lines 116-121

Or, translated into bro-speak: Dude, I’m totally into my wife and all, but looking at your sick abs and rockin’ body, I’m seriously hornier than I was when I had sex with my wife for the first time.

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